lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
I have a mighty need
(Source: gaksdesigns)
True friendship
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
(Source: keepwhispering)
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
“Rule one: Don’t ever hit a woman. Rule two: Don’t ever hit a feminist woman. Rule three: Don’t ever hit a misandrous feminist.”
—
Michael Patrick Neary the Third (via blueeyes-whiteprivilege)
I know. Right? Let’s watch your hate in action.
Watch him stand there being beaten, watch him refuse to fight back, watch as she claws at his face, watch as she hits him over and over again and nobody does anything. Watch as he doesn’t even try to protect himself expect to cover his head with his hands as best as he can.
This is what you want. This is what you support. This is what Feminism is.
Men trained to be beaten, men trained to be punished… because they know if they take a swing at their owners the punishment will be even more severe.
Go on, eat all of it in, drink it in deep. This is what you support, that’s what you promote. That’s what you are. You’ll deny deny deny and say oh that’s not me. That’s not what I’m about… it’s this justification, it’s that rationalization…
But we both know that’s a load of horseshit. We both know you’re a fucking liar. We both know you’re very comfortable with all this. That you support and promote that kind of hate.
Skinheads haven’t got shit on Feminists… if that had your fucking PR machine… we’d all be as blue eyed as you are.
(via mr-cappadocia)
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
(Source: sadmale)
God damn it. I’m turning 18 tomorrow and the only thing that I’m looking forward to is the fact that I can walk out of my house whenever I want and I can’t get in trouble for it.
I think you mean by the time I turned twelve.
